“My name is Chad, and I’m here to say: I love weird sounds in a major way.  Left for dead by my family, who I then killed; so tragic.  Raised by time-traveling pterodactyls, who then taught me their magic.  I hide in the trees, in the shadows; through portals.  I return with episodes to play for you mortals.  The sands of time are colliding with rhyme.  And I ask you, which one of us is the sequence inside?”